Little spoons don't ask big questions
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize