If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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