He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
