i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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