So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Fuck me I smell like cheese
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
