Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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