I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
