Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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