she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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