ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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