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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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