Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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