dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
