I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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