I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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