Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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