Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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