yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
