It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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