Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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