Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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