Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
She said her name was "party"
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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