just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hippo gnu deer
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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