I must be too annoying 4 u.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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