that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Are we still banned from the library?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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