dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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