Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm at about main and main street
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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