No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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