yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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