wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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