so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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