i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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