dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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