He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
pop tarts are not kleenex
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
