Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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