if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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