That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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