I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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