google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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