well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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