I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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