I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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