"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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