We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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