No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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