friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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