I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My underwear smells like fireworks.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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