I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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