Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
why is half of my head shaved?
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