I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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