mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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