dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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