Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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