Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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