i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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