I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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