I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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